Trans people are real, we’re naturally occurring, we’ve been around since the beginning; you can look it up.

Here are two things I’ve been struggling to say, in no particular order:

• I am a trans woman.

• I am a Christian.

Mushroom god told me that there’s really only two things: caring, and not caring.

I know this sounds fake, but, before I transitioned, I sometimes felt phantom limb sensations for breasts that I didn’t have.